Archive for July, 2008

The Fifth Element Review

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

The fifth Element directed by Bruce Willis is a fantastic movie. It has been running for years, but it is still  fun to watch.  It is rated pg-13, but this reviewer believed it should be rated pg, but the viewers should be precautions of some sexuality, and quick/partial nudity. This science fiction film has to do with archeologists, Egypt, monsters, creatures, and advance technology in about 250 years in the future. The fifth Element has three main characters, including, Korben Dallas, Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg/Leeloo, and Father Vito Cornelius. These characters are going on a dangerous and adventurous journey to save the world. Overall, this movie deserved 9 out of ten stars.

New Mozart Review

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

A five year old blind girl named Yoo Ye-eun is becoming a huge hit, even though she plays horribly, depicts herself as stupid, and probably forced by her parents everyday to play at least 8 hours. After listening to this videobelow, i realized that i have never heard such beautiful music ruined and instead created a cacophony very reminiscent of noise. Yoo Ye-eun’s playing is incoherent and very inaccurate. In the opinion of this reviewer, this child is no Mozart, but is instead a talentless hack.

SMALL STEPS Review

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Small Steps by Louis Sachar is an o.k. book. Louis  Sacher is the author of the New York Times #1 bestseller HOLES. Once you read deeper and deeper into SMALL STEPS, you realize what the characteristics are of most of the characters. Then there is the other thought that you just don’t put the book down until you finish reading it. This book is about a boy named Ampit. He has just been at Camp Green Lake a for two years and is now at his home trying to  turn his old leaf around. Well, that’s kind of hard because when Armpit has a bad record, everyone expects himto be a “bad boy” . The only friend and person in the whole world who believes armpit is a good boy is Ginny, his neighbor. Side by side, Ginny and Armpit are both learning to take small steps. He is on the right path until his friend from Camp Green Lake lures him into many adventures. After these events, there is one thing for sure, after this, Armpit will never be the same. If I were to rate this book out of 10 I would give it a seven.